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This Week's Favorite Quotes
“Ribbon poses choking hazard.”
Fine print on the gold-foil-wrapped, chocolate reindeer I found on my desk this morning.
“Excuse me; I’ve got gifts to buy.”
Holiday manipulated version of Jimi Hendrix’s Purple Haze lyrics, played on WXRT.
“Margarine is one molecule away from being plastic.”
From one of those chain-email warnings being circulated.
Girl 1 (with enthusiasm): “Wow! Can you believe it’s snowing outside?”
Girl 2 (deadpan): “Yes. It’s December; I kind of expected it.”
Overheard in the elevator at the office.
“This is gay.”
Written on a frosted window of the Holiday Bus on my commute. Note: The Holiday Bus is an interior decorated bus complete with flashing holiday lights, hanging ornaments, candy-striped railings and loud, obnoxious holiday music.
2 comments:
I dunno, the Holiday Bus sounds like a good time to me.
The only thing that really bothered me about the holiday bus was the volume of the music - way louder than previous years I've ridden it. Other than that, it's kindof fun. More fun though, I think, to see grumpy morning commuters react to it.
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