SPAM

I hate email spam, even if I don't have to see it because it is screened to a spam folder. I hate just knowing it's there. I can empty the spam folder and in one day accumulate upwards of 130 emails. ONE DAY!
Can you imagine how much faster computer online connections would be if these weren't clogging up the works? Better yet, if I actually bought all the pills people were spamming me about, can you imagine just HOW BIG my penis would be?
And don't get me started on pop-ups...